ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-11-19

Original: 2008-11-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A young woman with red hair stands in a doorway, holding books and a pink folder. A speech bubble points toward her.
Young woman: MOM, I'VE DECIDED I'M A LESBIAN.
In the foreground, an older woman (her mother) with a flat, resigned expression faces away from her.

Caption (below panel):
I knew I shouldn't have given her the pop-up guide to sex.

Votey:
A loose black-and-white sketch. A smiling person with curly hair speaks to a woman with a flat, unamused expression.
Smiling person: MOM, I'VE DECIDED I'M GAY.

Alt text

A blue-toned comic panel: a red-haired young woman stands in a doorway holding books, telling her mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm a lesbian." In the foreground her mother stares ahead with a deadpan, resigned face. The caption below reads: "I knew I shouldn't have given her the pop-up guide to sex." The joke implies a pop-up book made sex seem unappealing enough to turn her off men. Votey: a rough black-and-white sketch where a smiling curly-haired person tells a deadpan woman, "Mom, I've decided I'm gay."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.