ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-11-16

Original: 2008-11-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Jesus (hanging on the cross, thinking): WHAT THE- OH GOD... THINK, JESUS, THINK... HOW DRUNK WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

Votey:
Caption: EARLIER...
Jesus (holding a drink, speaking): OKAY, OKAY, JUST ONE MORE FUZZY NAVEL.

Alt text

A color comic shows a bearded, long-haired Jesus nailed to a wooden cross against a yellow background. He looks hungover and distressed, and a thought bubble above him reads: "What the- oh God... think, Jesus, think... how drunk were you last night?" The votey (a black-and-white aftercomic) is captioned "EARLIER..." and shows the same robed man holding a drink and saying, "Okay, okay, just one more fuzzy navel." The joke implies Jesus got blackout drunk the night before and woke up crucified with no memory of how he got there.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.