2008-11-15
Original: 2008-11-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
In a hospital room, several people in white doctor's coats are gathered around a patient lying on an examination table. Anatomy posters hang on the wall behind them.
A doctor (woman, hair tied back): "LIMB FIGHT!"
The doctors are grabbing the patient's limbs and pulling them in different directions. One doctor in the foreground holds up a freshly amputated arm, blood at the severed end, grinning.
Caption (below panel): "Med School secrets:
There is no disease that requires amputation."
Votey:
A doctor holding a clipboard speaks to a patient (seen from behind).
Doctor: "YOU HAVE...UH...ARM...ITITIS."
In a hospital room, several people in white doctor's coats are gathered around a patient lying on an examination table. Anatomy posters hang on the wall behind them.
A doctor (woman, hair tied back): "LIMB FIGHT!"
The doctors are grabbing the patient's limbs and pulling them in different directions. One doctor in the foreground holds up a freshly amputated arm, blood at the severed end, grinning.
Caption (below panel): "Med School secrets:
There is no disease that requires amputation."
Votey:
A doctor holding a clipboard speaks to a patient (seen from behind).
Doctor: "YOU HAVE...UH...ARM...ITITIS."
Alt text
A single-panel cartoon set in a hospital room with anatomy posters on the wall. A group of grinning doctors in white coats swarm a patient on an exam table, grabbing and yanking the patient's limbs. One doctor shouts "LIMB FIGHT!" while another in the foreground triumphantly holds up a freshly severed arm with blood at the cut end. A caption below reads: "Med School secrets: There is no disease that requires amputation." In the votey, a doctor holding a clipboard tells a patient, "You have...uh...arm...ititis," inventing a fake disease to justify removing the arm.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.