2008-11-02
Original: 2008-11-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The Pope (in mitre and robes, standing in a Vatican hallway with arms spread): "HEY! WHO'S OVER THERE LOOKING SEXY! IT'S ILLEGAL TO LOOK THAT SEXY IN THE VATICAN! WE HAVE RULES! STOP! STOP IT!"
Caption (below panel): We were eventually compelled to remove the full-length mirror from the Pope's hallway.
Votey:
A figure lying in bed under purple sheets, one arm draped over the edge, speaking: "HABEMUS PAPAM, HONEY."
The Pope (in mitre and robes, standing in a Vatican hallway with arms spread): "HEY! WHO'S OVER THERE LOOKING SEXY! IT'S ILLEGAL TO LOOK THAT SEXY IN THE VATICAN! WE HAVE RULES! STOP! STOP IT!"
Caption (below panel): We were eventually compelled to remove the full-length mirror from the Pope's hallway.
Votey:
A figure lying in bed under purple sheets, one arm draped over the edge, speaking: "HABEMUS PAPAM, HONEY."
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: The Pope, in his tall mitre and purple-and-white robes, stands in a dim arched Vatican hallway with his arms thrown wide, shouting at someone off to the side. His speech bubble reads: "HEY! WHO'S OVER THERE LOOKING SEXY! IT'S ILLEGAL TO LOOK THAT SEXY IN THE VATICAN! WE HAVE RULES! STOP! STOP IT!" A small figure stands far down the hallway in the background. The caption beneath reads: "We were eventually compelled to remove the full-length mirror from the Pope's hallway." The joke: the Pope is yelling at his own reflection. Votey (aftercomic): A person lies in bed under rumpled purple sheets, one bare arm hanging over the edge, saying "HABEMUS PAPAM, HONEY." — a pillow-talk twist on the Latin announcement "Habemus Papam" ("We have a Pope").
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.