2008-11-03
Original: 2008-11-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bespectacled, balding man (a dentist) leans in, speaking to a family seated on a couch — a woman with blonde hair and a child with red hair.
Dentist: "Now, I noticed you haven't been flossing. So, I wanted to share with you a picture of someone else who didn't floss."
Panel 2:
The dentist holds up a framed portrait of Adolf Hitler, showing it to the red-haired child and the blonde woman. No dialogue.
Votey:
Close-up on the dentist's face, looking deadpan.
Dentist: "You know, probably."
A bespectacled, balding man (a dentist) leans in, speaking to a family seated on a couch — a woman with blonde hair and a child with red hair.
Dentist: "Now, I noticed you haven't been flossing. So, I wanted to share with you a picture of someone else who didn't floss."
Panel 2:
The dentist holds up a framed portrait of Adolf Hitler, showing it to the red-haired child and the blonde woman. No dialogue.
Votey:
Close-up on the dentist's face, looking deadpan.
Dentist: "You know, probably."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A balding, bespectacled dentist leans toward a family on a couch — a blonde woman and a red-haired child — and says, "Now, I noticed you haven't been flossing. So, I wanted to share with you a picture of someone else who didn't floss." Panel 2: The dentist proudly holds up a framed portrait of Adolf Hitler, presenting it to the child and the woman, implying Hitler also didn't floss. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the dentist's deadpan face as he adds, "You know, probably." — admitting he has no actual evidence Hitler skipped flossing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.