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2008-10-30

Original: 2008-10-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A museum-style diorama scene. Three taxidermy/mounted figures stand on labeled pedestals. The first is a lion, on a pedestal labeled "LION". The second is a grizzly bear, rearing up with claws out and mouth open, on a pedestal labeled "GRIZZLY". The third is a man with flame-like red hair in a white lab coat, posed dramatically holding a human skull in one hand and reaching out with the other, on a pedestal labeled "EVOLUTIONIST".

In the foreground, two visitors stand behind a table draped with a yellow cloth. A stack of books on the table is labeled "CREATION SCIENCE".

Caption (bottom): "Well, of course you dramatize them a little once they're stuffed."

Votey:

Caption (top): SEVERAL WEEKS PRIOR

A man stands looking up at a large crate being lowered by a hook/cable from above. The crate is labeled "TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS" with an upward-pointing arrow.

Alt text

A single-panel comic showing a museum diorama. Three mounted, taxidermy-style figures stand on labeled pedestals: a lion ("LION"), a rearing grizzly bear with claws out ("GRIZZLY"), and a red-haired man in a white lab coat dramatically posed holding a human skull, on a pedestal labeled "EVOLUTIONIST." In the foreground, two visitors stand at a table holding a stack of books labeled "CREATION SCIENCE." The caption reads: "Well, of course you dramatize them a little once they're stuffed" -- implying the creation-science museum has had a living evolutionist stuffed and mounted like the animals, and poses the corpse theatrically. The votey aftercomic, captioned "SEVERAL WEEKS PRIOR," shows a man watching a large crate labeled "TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS" being lowered toward him -- the bait used to lure and capture the now-stuffed evolutionist.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.