2008-10-16
Original: 2008-10-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (title box): MY ATTEMPT TO COVER FOR MOM DURING HER DATE WENT POORLY
Younger woman (with red/orange hair, seen from behind, foreground): OH! NO, THOSE AREN'T HERS! THOSE ARE MY ADULT DIAPERS FOR WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY CRAPS HERSELF.
[Scene: An older woman with gray hair sits on an orange couch behind a coffee table. On the table is a yellow box labeled "ADULT DIAPERS, 100x, HEAVY DUTY." An older man (Mom's date) stands behind the couch looking on. The younger woman who was supposed to be covering is in the foreground.]
Votey:
Handwritten caption (top): DEAR READERS: I CAN'T THINK OF A FOLLOWUP THAT ISN'T A POOP JOKE, SO INSTEAD, HERE'S A TASTEFUL DRAWING OF MYSELF.*
[Image: a nude red-haired figure kneeling demurely on a cushion against a purple curtain backdrop, one hand near the face.]
Handwritten caption (bottom): *YOU'RE WELCOME, LADIES
Younger woman (with red/orange hair, seen from behind, foreground): OH! NO, THOSE AREN'T HERS! THOSE ARE MY ADULT DIAPERS FOR WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY CRAPS HERSELF.
[Scene: An older woman with gray hair sits on an orange couch behind a coffee table. On the table is a yellow box labeled "ADULT DIAPERS, 100x, HEAVY DUTY." An older man (Mom's date) stands behind the couch looking on. The younger woman who was supposed to be covering is in the foreground.]
Votey:
Handwritten caption (top): DEAR READERS: I CAN'T THINK OF A FOLLOWUP THAT ISN'T A POOP JOKE, SO INSTEAD, HERE'S A TASTEFUL DRAWING OF MYSELF.*
[Image: a nude red-haired figure kneeling demurely on a cushion against a purple curtain backdrop, one hand near the face.]
Handwritten caption (bottom): *YOU'RE WELCOME, LADIES
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A yellow title box reads: "My attempt to cover for Mom during her date went poorly." In a living room, an older gray-haired woman sits on an orange couch behind a coffee table; an older man (her date) stands behind her. On the table sits a yellow box clearly labeled "Adult Diapers, 100x, Heavy Duty." In the foreground, a red-haired young woman seen from behind blurts out, trying to cover: "Oh! No, those aren't hers! Those are MY adult diapers for when she accidentally craps herself." Her save makes it worse. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten note from the author reads, "Dear readers: I can't think of a followup that isn't a poop joke, so instead, here's a tasteful drawing of myself," above a demure nude drawing of a red-haired figure kneeling on a cushion against a purple curtain, with a footnote: "You're welcome, ladies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.