2008-08-26
Original: 2008-08-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair, in bed with a man, grins and gives him a noogie (rubbing her knuckles into his head).
Woman: "OH, IT'S NOOGIE TIME! NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE TIME!"
The man (Jon), looking distressed: "NO! NO! I'M SORRY!"
Caption (below panel): My classical conditioning has thusfar failed to cure Jon's premature ejaculation.
Votey:
A simple black-and-white drawing. The woman in profile leans over toward the man, who lies turned away in bed.
Woman: "FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT?"
A woman with dark hair, in bed with a man, grins and gives him a noogie (rubbing her knuckles into his head).
Woman: "OH, IT'S NOOGIE TIME! NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE TIME!"
The man (Jon), looking distressed: "NO! NO! I'M SORRY!"
Caption (below panel): My classical conditioning has thusfar failed to cure Jon's premature ejaculation.
Votey:
A simple black-and-white drawing. The woman in profile leans over toward the man, who lies turned away in bed.
Woman: "FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT?"
Alt text
A color comic panel: a grinning dark-haired woman in bed gives a noogie to a man, rubbing her knuckles hard into his head, shouting "OH, IT'S NOOGIE TIME! NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE TIME!" The man looks pained and protests "NO! NO! I'M SORRY!" A caption below reads: "My classical conditioning has thusfar failed to cure Jon's premature ejaculation." The joke: she's using the dreaded noogie as a Pavlovian punishment, but it isn't working. The votey (a small black-and-white aftercomic) shows the same woman in profile leaning over the man, who is turned away from her in bed, asking "FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT?" — implying the very prospect of intimacy now triggers his anxiety about the noogie.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.