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2008-08-23

Original: 2008-08-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel)

A gray-haired person in a green shirt holds up their hands and recoils in shock toward a green Tyrannosaurus rex standing in a doorway.

Person (gray hair): YOU MADE ME INTO A DINOSAUR?!

Dinosaur: RARR! NEAT, HUH?

Caption below panel: Never hire a plastic surgeon who describes himself as "creative."

Votey:

A young man speaks to another person whose back is to the viewer.

Young man: MY FACELIFT...

Other person: I MADE YOU OLD!

Alt text

A gray-haired person in a green shirt throws up their hands in horror, exclaiming "You made me into a dinosaur?!" Standing in a doorway across from them is a grinning green Tyrannosaurus rex that replies, "Rarr! Neat, huh?" A caption reads: "Never hire a plastic surgeon who describes himself as 'creative.'" Votey (rough sketch): a smiling young man says "My facelift..." and another figure, seen from behind, gleefully answers "I made you old!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.