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2008-08-22

Original: 2008-08-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Elderly mother (lying in bed): SON, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME NOW, BUT... I WANT TO ASK YOU... WAS I A GOOD MOTHER?
Son (seated at her bedside, holding a paper): OH, MOM, OF COURSE YOU WERE! OF COURSE!

Caption (below panel): Bobby spent the next 20 minutes explaining how I could've been great.

Votey:
Son (smiling, holding up a multi-line list, gesturing): ACTUALLY, HERE, WE MADE A LIST.

Alt text

A frail elderly woman lies in bed under a blanket and asks her grown son, who sits at her bedside holding a sheet of paper, "Son, I don't have much time now, but... I want to ask you... was I a good mother?" He replies warmly, "Oh, Mom, of course you were! Of course!" A caption beneath the panel undercuts the tenderness: "Bobby spent the next 20 minutes explaining how I could've been great." In the black-and-white votey aftercomic, the son cheerfully holds up a long written list toward his mother and says, "Actually, here, we made a list," revealing the reassurance was hollow and a detailed catalog of her shortcomings had been prepared.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.