2008-08-29
Original: 2008-08-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with red/orange hair sits across a table from a woman (seen from behind, brown hair). They appear to be on a date in a dimly lit purple-toned setting with framed pictures on the wall.
Woman (speaking, off-screen in foreground): AND MOM WAS... FADING FAST, SO I WENT HOME TO BE AT HER BEDSIDE WHEN SHE... YOU'RE NOT GETTING A THIRD DATE.
The red-haired man wears a green t-shirt that reads: BORED, SLIGHTLY AROUSED
Caption (below panel): Mood shirts were a short-lived fashion trend.
Votey:
Close-up of a person's torso wearing a white t-shirt that reads: ANGRY, HURT, SLIGHTLY AROUSED
A man with red/orange hair sits across a table from a woman (seen from behind, brown hair). They appear to be on a date in a dimly lit purple-toned setting with framed pictures on the wall.
Woman (speaking, off-screen in foreground): AND MOM WAS... FADING FAST, SO I WENT HOME TO BE AT HER BEDSIDE WHEN SHE... YOU'RE NOT GETTING A THIRD DATE.
The red-haired man wears a green t-shirt that reads: BORED, SLIGHTLY AROUSED
Caption (below panel): Mood shirts were a short-lived fashion trend.
Votey:
Close-up of a person's torso wearing a white t-shirt that reads: ANGRY, HURT, SLIGHTLY AROUSED
Alt text
A man with red hair sits across a small table from a woman on what appears to be a date, in a dim purple-lit room. The woman, seen from behind in the foreground, is telling an emotional story: 'And mom was... fading fast, so I went home to be at her bedside when she... you're not getting a third date.' The man wears a green t-shirt printed with the words 'BORED, SLIGHTLY AROUSED,' a 'mood shirt' that betrays his actual reaction to her story. A caption reads: 'Mood shirts were a short-lived fashion trend.' Votey: a close-up of a torso in a white t-shirt reading 'ANGRY, HURT, SLIGHTLY AROUSED' — the woman's own mood shirt, revealing her reaction to being dumped.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.