2008-04-27
Original: 2008-04-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: INFIGHTING AT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Panel 1:
A wildlife presenter in a safari hat and shirt stands in the foreground holding a microphone, narrating in a hushed nature-documentary tone. Behind him in the jungle, a bull elephant rears up with its trunk raised.
Narrator: "Ah, now the bull elephant blows his trunk, and does a rhythmic mating dance. If I'm not mistaken, any minute now, your mother should come running."
Votey:
Close-up of the safari presenter, looking shaken and uneasy.
Presenter: "M-mom?"
Panel 1:
A wildlife presenter in a safari hat and shirt stands in the foreground holding a microphone, narrating in a hushed nature-documentary tone. Behind him in the jungle, a bull elephant rears up with its trunk raised.
Narrator: "Ah, now the bull elephant blows his trunk, and does a rhythmic mating dance. If I'm not mistaken, any minute now, your mother should come running."
Votey:
Close-up of the safari presenter, looking shaken and uneasy.
Presenter: "M-mom?"
Alt text
Comic titled "Infighting at the Discovery Channel." A wildlife presenter in a safari hat and shirt stands holding a microphone in a jungle, narrating in a nature-documentary voice. Behind him a bull elephant rears up with its trunk raised. He says: "Ah, now the bull elephant blows his trunk, and does a rhythmic mating dance. If I'm not mistaken, any minute now, your mother should come running." The barb is aimed at a fellow presenter rather than the audience. Votey: a black-and-white close-up of the presenter, now looking shaken, saying "M-mom?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.