2008-04-24
Original: 2008-04-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow banner): LIFE TIPS: EVERYTHING IS COOLER IN A CAPE
Man in a red cape (holding a hemorrhoid pillow): I'LL TAKE THIS HEMORRHOID PILLOW!
Man in a red cape: AND THIS VASELINE AND COPY OF LADIES' HOME JOURNAL? THAT'S YOU TOO?
Man in a red cape: I'M LONELY!
Votey:
The caped man, drawn in a loose sketch, strikes a heroic running/flying pose.
Caped man: Lonely man, away!
Man in a red cape (holding a hemorrhoid pillow): I'LL TAKE THIS HEMORRHOID PILLOW!
Man in a red cape: AND THIS VASELINE AND COPY OF LADIES' HOME JOURNAL? THAT'S YOU TOO?
Man in a red cape: I'M LONELY!
Votey:
The caped man, drawn in a loose sketch, strikes a heroic running/flying pose.
Caped man: Lonely man, away!
Alt text
A man wearing a bright red superhero cape stands at a checkout, smiling, holding a donut-shaped hemorrhoid pillow. A yellow caption banner reads 'LIFE TIPS: EVERYTHING IS COOLER IN A CAPE.' He cheerfully announces his purchases to the cashier: 'I'll take this hemorrhoid pillow! And this Vaseline and copy of Ladies' Home Journal? That's you too?' Then, undercutting his heroic cape, he admits: 'I'm lonely!' Votey: In a rough black-and-white sketch, the same caped man dashes off in a heroic flying pose, declaring 'Lonely man, away!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.