2008-04-29
Original: 2008-04-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Setting: A returns counter, with a sign reading "RETURNS" on the wall. An elderly man with white hair (back to the viewer) stands at the counter facing a woman clerk with dark hair in a purple top.
Clerk: "Were you not satisfied with your purchase?"
Elderly man: "Not satisfied?! Look at how I'm breathing! Do I look satisfied?!"
Below the panel: A yellow box/book product sits on its own, labeled "DELUXE SUICIDE KIT".
Votey:
A hand-drawn box of text reading: "NOW WITH PRE-MADE FAREWELLS"
Setting: A returns counter, with a sign reading "RETURNS" on the wall. An elderly man with white hair (back to the viewer) stands at the counter facing a woman clerk with dark hair in a purple top.
Clerk: "Were you not satisfied with your purchase?"
Elderly man: "Not satisfied?! Look at how I'm breathing! Do I look satisfied?!"
Below the panel: A yellow box/book product sits on its own, labeled "DELUXE SUICIDE KIT".
Votey:
A hand-drawn box of text reading: "NOW WITH PRE-MADE FAREWELLS"
Alt text
A webcomic set at a store's RETURNS counter. An elderly white-haired man (seen from behind) confronts a dark-haired female clerk in a purple top. She asks, "Were you not satisfied with your purchase?" He retorts, "Not satisfied?! Look at how I'm breathing! Do I look satisfied?!" Below the panel, the product he's returning is shown: a yellow box labeled "DELUXE SUICIDE KIT" — the joke being that it failed to kill him, so he's still alive and dissatisfied. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box of text reading "NOW WITH PRE-MADE FAREWELLS," mock advertising copy for the kit.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.