2008-04-25
Original: 2008-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A blonde woman wearing glasses (seen from behind, in the foreground) speaks to a younger man with reddish-orange hair sitting at a table in a kitchen.
Woman: "Okay, but if I help you out, you have to start wearing nice collared shirts."
Young man: "Aww mommmm..."
Caption (below panel): I elected to hide the body myself.
Votey:
A loose sketch of the same young man's face.
Text above him: "I'm glad you're just a hallucination!"
A blonde woman wearing glasses (seen from behind, in the foreground) speaks to a younger man with reddish-orange hair sitting at a table in a kitchen.
Woman: "Okay, but if I help you out, you have to start wearing nice collared shirts."
Young man: "Aww mommmm..."
Caption (below panel): I elected to hide the body myself.
Votey:
A loose sketch of the same young man's face.
Text above him: "I'm glad you're just a hallucination!"
Alt text
Single-panel comic. In a kitchen, a blonde woman in glasses (back to viewer, foreground) tells a younger man with reddish hair sitting at a table: "Okay, but if I help you out, you have to start wearing nice collared shirts." He whines, "Aww mommmm..." A caption beneath the panel reads: "I elected to hide the body myself" - implying the narrator chose to deal with a dead body alone rather than ask this mother (perhaps his own) for help with the price of her nagging. Votey: a rough sketch of the same young man's face with the text above him reading "I'm glad you're just a hallucination!" - revealing the conversation was imagined.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.