2008-05-24
Original: 2008-05-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with long brown hair, seen from behind, stands in a doorway looking into a closet or cabinet with stacked drawers/shelves.
Woman: "D-DAD?"
Labels on the stacked drawers (from top to bottom): "PORN" / "HORRIFYING PORN" / "UNFORGIVABLE PORN"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Tip:
Before you die, have a friend clean out your stuff."
Votey:
A close-up of the same woman, now facing forward with a distressed expression.
Woman: "NOW I WISH I HADN'T KILLED HIM"
A woman with long brown hair, seen from behind, stands in a doorway looking into a closet or cabinet with stacked drawers/shelves.
Woman: "D-DAD?"
Labels on the stacked drawers (from top to bottom): "PORN" / "HORRIFYING PORN" / "UNFORGIVABLE PORN"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Tip:
Before you die, have a friend clean out your stuff."
Votey:
A close-up of the same woman, now facing forward with a distressed expression.
Woman: "NOW I WISH I HADN'T KILLED HIM"
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A woman with long brown hair, viewed from behind, stands in a doorway opening a cabinet of stacked drawers. The drawers are labeled, top to bottom, 'PORN,' 'HORRIFYING PORN,' and 'UNFORGIVABLE PORN.' Stunned, she says, 'D-DAD?' A caption underneath reads: 'Life Tip: Before you die, have a friend clean out your stuff.' Votey (extra panel): A close-up of the same woman, now facing forward with a troubled, regretful expression, saying, 'NOW I WISH I HADN'T KILLED HIM.' The joke twist is that she had killed her father, but discovering his secret porn stash makes her feel he deserved it less, or that she lost the chance to confront him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.