2008-05-23
Original: 2008-05-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Judge (bald, bearded, in black robes, seated at the bench): "You know, this murder trial has gone on for months now, and there's just no end in sight. So, I'd like to call upon the parties here represented to change things up... just for one day..."
(A woman in a purple suit stands in the courtroom; two people, one with orange hair and one with blonde hair, are seated in the gallery.)
Panel 2:
Judge (close-up, leaning forward, hands raised): "BOYS versus GIRLS!"
Votey:
The judge grins and holds up a large toy water gun labeled "ULTRA SOAKER" (a parody of the Super Soaker).
Judge (bald, bearded, in black robes, seated at the bench): "You know, this murder trial has gone on for months now, and there's just no end in sight. So, I'd like to call upon the parties here represented to change things up... just for one day..."
(A woman in a purple suit stands in the courtroom; two people, one with orange hair and one with blonde hair, are seated in the gallery.)
Panel 2:
Judge (close-up, leaning forward, hands raised): "BOYS versus GIRLS!"
Votey:
The judge grins and holds up a large toy water gun labeled "ULTRA SOAKER" (a parody of the Super Soaker).
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: In a courtroom, a bald bearded judge in black robes leans over the bench and announces to a standing female attorney in a purple suit and people seated in the gallery: "You know, this murder trial has gone on for months now, and there's just no end in sight. So, I'd like to call upon the parties here represented to change things up... just for one day..." Panel 2: A close-up of the grinning judge declaring, "BOYS versus GIRLS!" Votey: The judge gleefully brandishes a large toy water gun labeled "ULTRA SOAKER," revealing his plan to turn the trial into a boys-versus-girls water fight.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.