2008-05-19
Original: 2008-05-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A man with brown hair (back to viewer) approaches another man named Ted, who has blond hair and is wearing sunglasses and a light green shirt.
Brown-haired man: "Hey... so... Ted..."
Ted: "What's- hey, what's up, man?"
Brown-haired man: "So... you've actually never had heroin. We've been slipping you saline solution for 10 years."
Caption below the panel: "In retrospect, we probably should've told you before you switched to methadone."
Votey:
Ted (in sunglasses): "So, the thousands of dollars I spent..."
Brown-haired man: "Oh, that was real."
A man with brown hair (back to viewer) approaches another man named Ted, who has blond hair and is wearing sunglasses and a light green shirt.
Brown-haired man: "Hey... so... Ted..."
Ted: "What's- hey, what's up, man?"
Brown-haired man: "So... you've actually never had heroin. We've been slipping you saline solution for 10 years."
Caption below the panel: "In retrospect, we probably should've told you before you switched to methadone."
Votey:
Ted (in sunglasses): "So, the thousands of dollars I spent..."
Brown-haired man: "Oh, that was real."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A brown-haired man, seen from behind, sheepishly approaches a blond man named Ted who wears sunglasses and a green shirt. The brown-haired man says, 'Hey... so... Ted...' Ted replies, 'What's- hey, what's up, man?' The brown-haired man then confesses, 'So... you've actually never had heroin. We've been slipping you saline solution for 10 years.' A caption beneath reads: 'In retrospect, we probably should've told you before you switched to methadone.' Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): Ted, still in sunglasses, asks, 'So, the thousands of dollars I spent...' The brown-haired man answers flatly, 'Oh, that was real.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.