ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-05-03

Original: 2008-05-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman in a black funeral dress stands beside a small blond boy in a black suit, in a graveyard with a tombstone behind them. A sun hangs in an orange sky over green hills.
Woman: "Don't worry, Bobby. Grandma may be gone from Earth, but from now on, she'll always be watching over you."

Caption (below panel): "We don't know why, but Bobby hasn't used the bathroom in six weeks!"

Votey:
A black-and-white line drawing of a young boy's head with curly/flame-like hair, his face anxious and uneasy.

Alt text

A funeral scene: a woman in a black dress stands beside a small blond boy in a black suit at a graveside, a tombstone behind them under an orange sky. She reassures him: "Don't worry, Bobby. Grandma may be gone from Earth, but from now on, she'll always be watching over you." A caption below reads: "We don't know why, but Bobby hasn't used the bathroom in six weeks!" — the joke being that the idea of his dead grandma constantly watching has given the boy bathroom anxiety. Votey: a black-and-white line drawing of the boy's head with curly hair, his face wearing an anxious, uncomfortable expression.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.