2008-01-30
Original: 2008-01-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (narration caption, yellow box): I began to wonder if she was teasing me...
Panel 2: A woman with reddish-orange wavy hair, wearing a red tank top, smiles slyly at a man seen in profile (only the back of his head and face edge visible). Woman: "I'd like to have sex with you tonight, but not in the PHYSICAL way."
Votey:
A simpler black-and-white sketch of the same two people facing each other.
Woman: "Now I'm naked!"
Man: "No, you're not!"
Panel 2: A woman with reddish-orange wavy hair, wearing a red tank top, smiles slyly at a man seen in profile (only the back of his head and face edge visible). Woman: "I'd like to have sex with you tonight, but not in the PHYSICAL way."
Votey:
A simpler black-and-white sketch of the same two people facing each other.
Woman: "Now I'm naked!"
Man: "No, you're not!"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. A yellow narration caption reads "I began to wonder if she was teasing me..." Below, a woman with wavy red-orange hair in a red tank top grins suggestively at a man shown in profile and says, "I'd like to have sex with you tonight, but not in the PHYSICAL way." Votey (black-and-white sketch follow-up): the woman cheerfully announces "Now I'm naked!" and the man flatly replies "No, you're not!" The joke is her insisting on non-physical intimacy while still expecting it to register physically.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.