2007-11-04
Original: 2007-11-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Header (orange banner): QUESTION: WHAT DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM A BABYSITTER SOAKING IN YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD?
Sub-header (yellow banner): ANSWER:
A grinning red-haired child stands on a checkered floor, arms and lower body dripping/streaked with red. Child's speech bubble: WHOOPS!
Votey:
Header caption: 2nd WORST THING
Close-up of the same grinning red-haired child, hand extended. Child's speech bubble: 30 BUCKS!
Header (orange banner): QUESTION: WHAT DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM A BABYSITTER SOAKING IN YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD?
Sub-header (yellow banner): ANSWER:
A grinning red-haired child stands on a checkered floor, arms and lower body dripping/streaked with red. Child's speech bubble: WHOOPS!
Votey:
Header caption: 2nd WORST THING
Close-up of the same grinning red-haired child, hand extended. Child's speech bubble: 30 BUCKS!
Alt text
Single-panel comic. An orange banner asks: "QUESTION: WHAT DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM A BABYSITTER SOAKING IN YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD?" A yellow banner reads "ANSWER:". Below, a cheerfully grinning red-haired child stands on a black-and-white checkered floor, arms and legs streaked and dripping with red (blood), saying in a speech bubble: "WHOOPS!" The joke is that the worst thing to hear from a blood-soaked babysitter is a casual "whoops." Votey (small black-and-white follow-up panel) captioned "2nd WORST THING": a close-up of the same grinning child holding out a hand and saying "30 BUCKS!" — the second-worst thing being the babysitter still demanding payment.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.