2007-11-06
Original: 2007-11-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A green Grinch-like creature dressed in a Santa suit, carrying a sack, stands in a snowy village scene with a reindeer at his feet and small figures by a tree in the background.
Grinch-like creature: CHRISTMAS CAME WITHOUT RIBBONS! CHRISTMAS CAME WITHOUT TAGS! THIS IS F[U]CKING RIDICULOUS!
Caption (below comic): During a payment dispute, Dr. Seuss went through a brief but fruitful non-rhyming phase.
Votey:
Close-up of a face (drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style) with a hand on its chin, looking astonished.
Face: Holy living balls.
A green Grinch-like creature dressed in a Santa suit, carrying a sack, stands in a snowy village scene with a reindeer at his feet and small figures by a tree in the background.
Grinch-like creature: CHRISTMAS CAME WITHOUT RIBBONS! CHRISTMAS CAME WITHOUT TAGS! THIS IS F[U]CKING RIDICULOUS!
Caption (below comic): During a payment dispute, Dr. Seuss went through a brief but fruitful non-rhyming phase.
Votey:
Close-up of a face (drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style) with a hand on its chin, looking astonished.
Face: Holy living balls.
Alt text
A green Grinch-like creature in a red-and-white Santa suit stands in a snowy village at night, carrying a sack with a reindeer at his feet and tiny figures by a tree behind him. He declares in a speech bubble: 'Christmas came without ribbons! Christmas came without tags! This is f*cking ridiculous!' The caption reads: 'During a payment dispute, Dr. Seuss went through a brief but fruitful non-rhyming phase.' The joke parodies the rhyming Grinch narration from How the Grinch Stole Christmas by abruptly dropping into crude, unrhymed cursing. Votey (aftercomic): a loose black-and-white sketch of an astonished face with a hand on its chin saying, 'Holy living balls.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.