2007-11-07
Original: 2007-11-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Noah (an old man with a long white beard and white hair, holding a scroll, standing in front of a large wooden ark): "Geez... only two of each kind? Boy, I hope that doesn't result in any genetic problems."
(Behind him, a giraffe's head pokes out of a window in the ark, and two grey wolves stand nearby.)
Votey:
(A small dog with large ears and bulging eyes, wearing a pink/red sweater — a chihuahua-like inbred dog — stands hunched over, sniffing or nuzzling another similar dog lying on the ground. No text.)
Noah (an old man with a long white beard and white hair, holding a scroll, standing in front of a large wooden ark): "Geez... only two of each kind? Boy, I hope that doesn't result in any genetic problems."
(Behind him, a giraffe's head pokes out of a window in the ark, and two grey wolves stand nearby.)
Votey:
(A small dog with large ears and bulging eyes, wearing a pink/red sweater — a chihuahua-like inbred dog — stands hunched over, sniffing or nuzzling another similar dog lying on the ground. No text.)
Alt text
A cartoon of Noah — an old man with a long white beard, holding a scroll — standing in front of a large wooden ark, with a giraffe's head poking out a window and two grey wolves beside him. Noah says, "Geez... only two of each kind? Boy, I hope that doesn't result in any genetic problems." The votey (aftercomic) below shows the punchline visually: a wide-eyed, big-eared little dog in a pink sweater — a sickly, inbred-looking chihuahua — nosing at another identical dog collapsed on the ground, implying generations of inbreeding produced frail, deformed descendants.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.