2007-10-31
Original: 2007-10-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde man in a blue shirt stands at a counter facing a balding man in a green shirt who holds a tablet/clipboard.
Blonde man: How I don't care how "SPOOKY" it is! No kid wants to eat a cereal with BREAD-FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS!
Balding man: FINE! WHATEVER!
Panel 2:
A cereal box sits on a surface. The box is labeled "SEXUAL BREADATOR!" and shows a bald man's face leering beside a slice of bread, above a bowl of cereal.
Votey:
Handwritten note: I will always regret failing to use "Breadophile."
A blonde man in a blue shirt stands at a counter facing a balding man in a green shirt who holds a tablet/clipboard.
Blonde man: How I don't care how "SPOOKY" it is! No kid wants to eat a cereal with BREAD-FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS!
Balding man: FINE! WHATEVER!
Panel 2:
A cereal box sits on a surface. The box is labeled "SEXUAL BREADATOR!" and shows a bald man's face leering beside a slice of bread, above a bowl of cereal.
Votey:
Handwritten note: I will always regret failing to use "Breadophile."
Alt text
A two-part comic. Main comic, panel 1: a blonde man in a blue shirt argues across a counter with a balding man in a green shirt holding a tablet. Blonde man: "How I don't care how 'SPOOKY' it is! No kid wants to eat a cereal with BREAD-FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS!" Balding man: "FINE! WHATEVER!" Panel 2: the resulting cereal box, branded "SEXUAL BREADATOR!", showing a creepy leering bald man's face next to a slice of bread above a bowl of cereal—the spiteful product of the argument. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten note reading "I will always regret failing to use 'Breadophile.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.