ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-10-09

Original: 2007-10-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with red hair wearing a white lab coat and a head mirror (the classic "doctor" look) gestures emphatically. A small crowd of distressed onlookers surrounds him.
Red-haired man in lab coat: "NO! THERE'S NO TIME FOR CPR! WE'LL HAVE TO INJECT THE AIR DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!"

Caption (below panel): Upon closer scrutiny, it turns out I'm not actually a doctor.

Votey:
A glum man (drawn in a loose sketch style) speaks.
Man: "I'm as upset as you are"

Alt text

Main comic: A red-haired man in a white lab coat with a doctor's head mirror gestures urgently amid a small group of alarmed bystanders. He shouts, "NO! THERE'S NO TIME FOR CPR! WE'LL HAVE TO INJECT THE AIR DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!" — medically nonsensical, dangerous advice. A caption below reads: "Upon closer scrutiny, it turns out I'm not actually a doctor," revealing he is a fraud giving deadly instructions. Votey: A sketchy, downcast man's face says flatly, "I'm as upset as you are."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.