ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-07-19

Original: 2007-07-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman (a cosmetic-surgery receptionist or staffer) stands in a green-walled office, gesturing toward a balding man who has just entered.
Woman: "Wait, don't tell me, I'm good at this. You're here for a lipo. No? Nose job? Tummy tuck? Facelift? Probably a couple facelifts. No?"

Caption (below panel): Sometimes I forget we share a building with the depression clinic.

Votey:
A simple line drawing of the woman's face looking concerned/sheepish.
Woman: "But am I right?"

Alt text

A woman in a green-walled cosmetic-surgery office enthusiastically guesses why a balding man has come in: "Wait, don't tell me, I'm good at this. You're here for a lipo. No? Nose job? Tummy tuck? Facelift? Probably a couple facelifts. No?" A caption below reads: "Sometimes I forget we share a building with the depression clinic" -- revealing the man is actually a depressed patient who wandered into the wrong office, making her insulting guesses about his appearance painfully misplaced. Votey: a rough line-drawn close-up of the woman's worried face asking, "But am I right?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.