2007-07-18
Original: 2007-07-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman (her arm and leg visible) pins a man with orange hair to the ground, pressing the sole of her boot against his face. His tongue is sticking out against the boot.
Woman: LICK THE BOOT, SCUMBAG! LICK THE GODDAMN BOOT!
Caption (below the panel): Yeah, other than that one thing, the date went pretty well.
Votey:
The same man, now looking happy/sheepish, leans toward the woman, who is embracing him.
Man: I LOVE YOU, SHMOOPY SHMOO!
A woman (her arm and leg visible) pins a man with orange hair to the ground, pressing the sole of her boot against his face. His tongue is sticking out against the boot.
Woman: LICK THE BOOT, SCUMBAG! LICK THE GODDAMN BOOT!
Caption (below the panel): Yeah, other than that one thing, the date went pretty well.
Votey:
The same man, now looking happy/sheepish, leans toward the woman, who is embracing him.
Man: I LOVE YOU, SHMOOPY SHMOO!
Alt text
Main comic (single panel): A woman has pinned a man with orange hair to the ground and is pressing the sole of her boot into his face; his tongue sticks out against it. She shouts, "LICK THE BOOT, SCUMBAG! LICK THE GODDAMN BOOT!" A caption underneath reads: "Yeah, other than that one thing, the date went pretty well." The joke is the wild understatement of describing this violent scene as a minor blemish on an otherwise good date.
Votey (bonus panel): The same orange-haired man, now looking happy and sheepish, leans in toward the woman as she embraces him. He says, "I LOVE YOU, SHMOOPY SHMOO!" — revealing the couple is affectionately, weirdly in love.
Votey (bonus panel): The same orange-haired man, now looking happy and sheepish, leans in toward the woman as she embraces him. He says, "I LOVE YOU, SHMOOPY SHMOO!" — revealing the couple is affectionately, weirdly in love.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.