2007-07-16
Original: 2007-07-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (with chess knight icons on either side): CHESS STRATEGY
WIN THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE BY ATTEMPTING IMPOSSIBLE MOVES
Two men sit across a chessboard from each other. The man on the left (blond hair, brown jacket) leans in, confident.
Left man: QUEEN TO C-12 NOW, YAHTZEE MY BATTLESHIP!
Right man (gray hair, blue jacket, looking distressed): NO!
Left man: BINGO!
Votey:
A man on the left smiles and reaches out toward another man on the right.
Left man (speech bubble): FREE SLAP!
WIN THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE BY ATTEMPTING IMPOSSIBLE MOVES
Two men sit across a chessboard from each other. The man on the left (blond hair, brown jacket) leans in, confident.
Left man: QUEEN TO C-12 NOW, YAHTZEE MY BATTLESHIP!
Right man (gray hair, blue jacket, looking distressed): NO!
Left man: BINGO!
Votey:
A man on the left smiles and reaches out toward another man on the right.
Left man (speech bubble): FREE SLAP!
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel titled "Chess Strategy: Win the psychological battle by attempting impossible moves," framed with little chess-knight icons. Two men face each other over a chessboard. The blond man in a brown jacket leans in confidently and declares, "Queen to C-12. Now, yahtzee my battleship!" The gray-haired man in a blue jacket recoils, distressed, shouting "No!" while the blond man crows "Bingo!" — mashing together nonsense rules from chess, Yahtzee, Battleship, and Bingo to rattle his opponent. Votey: A rough black-and-white sketch of one man grinning and reaching toward another, his speech bubble reading "Free slap!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.