2007-06-28
Original: 2007-06-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A mountain climber in a red parka and ski goggles stands on a snowy peak at night, raising a clenched fist toward a dark blue sky, with snow-capped mountains and a purple landscape behind him.
Climber: "Oh majesty of majesties! Oh apex of the Earth! Oh, Everest. Many have perished in pursuit of you. And yet here I stand, testament that there is no task so unlikely in its parameters that I cannot achieve it!"
Panel 2 (below the comic):
A handwritten to-do note on a tan slip of paper, with two items crossed off by red check marks:
- Run while pooping (crossed off)
- Summit Everest (crossed off)
Votey:
A tan slip of paper with a red check mark next to a handwritten item:
- Both (checked off)
A mountain climber in a red parka and ski goggles stands on a snowy peak at night, raising a clenched fist toward a dark blue sky, with snow-capped mountains and a purple landscape behind him.
Climber: "Oh majesty of majesties! Oh apex of the Earth! Oh, Everest. Many have perished in pursuit of you. And yet here I stand, testament that there is no task so unlikely in its parameters that I cannot achieve it!"
Panel 2 (below the comic):
A handwritten to-do note on a tan slip of paper, with two items crossed off by red check marks:
- Run while pooping (crossed off)
- Summit Everest (crossed off)
Votey:
A tan slip of paper with a red check mark next to a handwritten item:
- Both (checked off)
Alt text
A mountain climber in a red parka and goggles stands triumphantly on a snowy nighttime peak, fist raised, delivering a grandiose speech: "Oh majesty of majesties! Oh apex of the Earth! Oh, Everest. Many have perished in pursuit of you. And yet here I stand, testament that there is no task so unlikely in its parameters that I cannot achieve it!" Below the comic, a handwritten to-do note shows two items struck through with red check marks: "Run while pooping" and "Summit Everest." Votey: another scrap of paper with a single item checked off in red: "Both" — revealing he accomplished both feats simultaneously.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.