2007-06-25
Original: 2007-06-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with a mustache, green shirt): SON, YOU'RE 18! NOW'S THE TIME TO JUST GO OUT AND GET CRAZY!
Panel 2:
Son (a young man with orange hair, hands clutching his head): AGH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Panel 3:
Son (smiling): HEH, GUESS THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, HUH, DAD?
Panel 4:
The son sits hunched on the floor in a sparse room, surrounded by dangling spiders.
Son: DAD?
Votey:
A rough sketch of a hunched figure with a speech bubble.
Figure: Son!
Father (a man with a mustache, green shirt): SON, YOU'RE 18! NOW'S THE TIME TO JUST GO OUT AND GET CRAZY!
Panel 2:
Son (a young man with orange hair, hands clutching his head): AGH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Panel 3:
Son (smiling): HEH, GUESS THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, HUH, DAD?
Panel 4:
The son sits hunched on the floor in a sparse room, surrounded by dangling spiders.
Son: DAD?
Votey:
A rough sketch of a hunched figure with a speech bubble.
Figure: Son!
Alt text
Four-panel comic. Panel 1: A mustached father in a green shirt tells his orange-haired son, "Son, you're 18! Now's the time to just go out and get crazy!" Panel 2: The son clutches his head, face contorted, screaming "Agh! Spiders! Spiders! They're everywhere!" Panel 3: The son smiles and says, "Heh, guess that's not what you had in mind, huh, Dad?" Panel 4: The son sits hunched and small on the floor of an empty room, surrounded by dangling spiders, quietly asking "Dad?" The joke: the dad meant partying, but the son experiences a literal spider-filled hallucinatory breakdown. Votey (a loose hand-drawn sketch): a hunched figure with a speech bubble reading "Son!", the father calling out for his son.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.