2007-04-30
Original: 2007-04-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair: "Remember, above all, women like a man with confidence."
A man with red/orange hair (pointing): "Confidence. Gotcha."
Panel 2 (label: "LATER..."):
A woman with brown hair: "Guess my favorite color!"
The red-haired man: "Pink."
The woman: "No, it's-"
The man (interrupting): "I said PINK!"
Votey:
The red-haired man (pointing at the woman): "Her!"
A waiter holding a check: "And who will be paying this evening?"
A woman with dark hair: "Remember, above all, women like a man with confidence."
A man with red/orange hair (pointing): "Confidence. Gotcha."
Panel 2 (label: "LATER..."):
A woman with brown hair: "Guess my favorite color!"
The red-haired man: "Pink."
The woman: "No, it's-"
The man (interrupting): "I said PINK!"
Votey:
The red-haired man (pointing at the woman): "Her!"
A waiter holding a check: "And who will be paying this evening?"
Alt text
A four-panel-style SMBC comic about a man overapplying dating advice. In the top panel, a dark-haired woman coaches a red-haired man: "Remember, above all, women like a man with confidence." He points and replies, "Confidence. Gotcha." A yellow "LATER..." caption begins the second scene at a dinner table: a brown-haired woman challenges him, "Guess my favorite color!" He says, "Pink." She starts to object, "No, it's-" but he aggressively cuts her off, "I SAID PINK!", treating stubborn certainty as confidence. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a waiter holding a check asks the table, "And who will be paying this evening?" The red-haired man, undeterred, points at his date and declares, "Her!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.