2007-04-27
Original: 2007-04-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: FIRST DATE TIPS!
Subtitle: MAKE SURE TO PUT HER AT EASE
A man with reddish hair, walking arm-in-arm with a blonde woman along a wooded path, gestures reassuringly.
Man: "There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bonesaw."
The woman looks uneasy.
Votey:
A close-up profile of a person's face, mouth open.
Person: "Now you know this is what mace tastes like!"
Subtitle: MAKE SURE TO PUT HER AT EASE
A man with reddish hair, walking arm-in-arm with a blonde woman along a wooded path, gestures reassuringly.
Man: "There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bonesaw."
The woman looks uneasy.
Votey:
A close-up profile of a person's face, mouth open.
Person: "Now you know this is what mace tastes like!"
Alt text
A how-to comic titled "FIRST DATE TIPS! Make sure to put her at ease." A red-haired man strolls arm-in-arm with a blonde woman down a wooded path, gesturing with an open hand and smiling as he says, "There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bonesaw." The woman looks distinctly unsettled rather than reassured. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of a face in profile with its mouth open, declaring, "Now you know this is what mace tastes like!" — the date's response of pepper-spraying him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.