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2007-04-27

Original: 2007-04-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner: FIRST DATE TIPS!
Subtitle: MAKE SURE TO PUT HER AT EASE

A man with reddish hair, walking arm-in-arm with a blonde woman along a wooded path, gestures reassuringly.

Man: "There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bonesaw."

The woman looks uneasy.

Votey:
A close-up profile of a person's face, mouth open.
Person: "Now you know this is what mace tastes like!"

Alt text

A how-to comic titled "FIRST DATE TIPS! Make sure to put her at ease." A red-haired man strolls arm-in-arm with a blonde woman down a wooded path, gesturing with an open hand and smiling as he says, "There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bonesaw." The woman looks distinctly unsettled rather than reassured. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of a face in profile with its mouth open, declaring, "Now you know this is what mace tastes like!" — the date's response of pepper-spraying him.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.