2007-05-04
Original: 2007-05-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Young man with orange flame-like hair: MA'AM, MAY I HELP YOU ACROSS THE STREET?
Panel 2:
Elderly woman: OH, THAT'D BE VERY NICE, YOUNG MAN.
Panel 3:
Young man (handing her a piece of paper): HERE YA GO!
Panel 4:
The young man holds up the paper, which is a hand-drawn map. The map reads: MAP. "You" with an arrow pointing to "other side."
Votey:
Close-up of the young man's face, looking flatly at the viewer.
Young man: FIFTY BUCKS.
(The corner of the map he is holding is visible at the bottom, labeled MAP.)
Young man with orange flame-like hair: MA'AM, MAY I HELP YOU ACROSS THE STREET?
Panel 2:
Elderly woman: OH, THAT'D BE VERY NICE, YOUNG MAN.
Panel 3:
Young man (handing her a piece of paper): HERE YA GO!
Panel 4:
The young man holds up the paper, which is a hand-drawn map. The map reads: MAP. "You" with an arrow pointing to "other side."
Votey:
Close-up of the young man's face, looking flatly at the viewer.
Young man: FIFTY BUCKS.
(The corner of the map he is holding is visible at the bottom, labeled MAP.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a young man with spiky orange hair politely asks an elderly woman, "Ma'am, may I help you across the street?" Panel 2: the smiling old woman replies, "Oh, that'd be very nice, young man." Panel 3: the young man grins and hands her a sheet of paper, saying "Here ya go!" Panel 4: the paper is revealed to be a crude hand-drawn map labeled "MAP," showing "You" with an arrow pointing to "other side" — instead of actually helping her, he just gave her directions. Votey (aftercomic, black and white): a close-up of the young man's deadpan face as he flatly demands, "Fifty bucks," charging her for the map.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.