2007-05-03
Original: 2007-05-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two men sit across a table playing chess in a dim room. The orange-haired man on the left holds a pistol, firing it across the chessboard with muzzle-flash bursts. The man on the right (brown hair, glasses) sits opposite him.
Caption (narrator, the orange-haired man): "I could immediately sense he was intimidated by my variation of the Ponziani Opening."
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the brown-haired, glasses-wearing man's face, looking shocked/blank.
Speech bubble (the orange-haired shooter, off-panel): "Pawn moves to lung interior."
Caption (narrator, the orange-haired man): "I could immediately sense he was intimidated by my variation of the Ponziani Opening."
Votey:
A close-up sketch of the brown-haired, glasses-wearing man's face, looking shocked/blank.
Speech bubble (the orange-haired shooter, off-panel): "Pawn moves to lung interior."
Alt text
Two men play chess at a table in a dim room. The orange-haired man on the left has drawn a pistol and is firing it across the chessboard, muzzle flashing, at the brown-haired man in glasses sitting across from him. Caption: "I could immediately sense he was intimidated by my variation of the Ponziani Opening." The joke: he is winning the chess game by literally shooting his opponent. Votey: a close-up of the stunned brown-haired man's face as a voice (the shooter) announces his move: "Pawn moves to lung interior."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.