2007-02-16
Original: 2007-02-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man with long brown hair, wearing a white robe with a purple sash (depicted in the style of Jesus), gestures emphatically toward another person seen from behind (a dark-haired figure wearing glasses).
Jesus figure: "I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE, LADY! OKAY?! SALIVA - 99% WATER."
Caption (below panel): Jesus is now banned from our AA group therapy sessions.
Votey:
Panel 1: A person speaking, shown in profile.
Person: "I'VE BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER FOR SIXTEEN YEARS. MY FAMILY NOW-"
Sound effect: "SNAP!" (the speaker snaps their fingers)
A small bucket/wine glass appears.
Person (after a sip): "MMM, THAT'S GOOD."
A bearded man with long brown hair, wearing a white robe with a purple sash (depicted in the style of Jesus), gestures emphatically toward another person seen from behind (a dark-haired figure wearing glasses).
Jesus figure: "I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE, LADY! OKAY?! SALIVA - 99% WATER."
Caption (below panel): Jesus is now banned from our AA group therapy sessions.
Votey:
Panel 1: A person speaking, shown in profile.
Person: "I'VE BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER FOR SIXTEEN YEARS. MY FAMILY NOW-"
Sound effect: "SNAP!" (the speaker snaps their fingers)
A small bucket/wine glass appears.
Person (after a sip): "MMM, THAT'S GOOD."
Alt text
Main comic: A bearded man with long brown hair in a white robe and purple sash (drawn as Jesus) gestures defensively toward a dark-haired bespectacled person seen from behind. Jesus shouts in a speech bubble: "I CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE, LADY! OKAY?! SALIVA - 99% WATER." A caption below reads: "Jesus is now banned from our AA group therapy sessions." The joke: Jesus is sabotaging an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting by miraculously turning even spit into wine.
Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white): A person in profile shares at the meeting: "I'VE BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER FOR SIXTEEN YEARS. MY FAMILY NOW-" Mid-sentence there is a "SNAP!" (Jesus snapping his fingers), a small cup of wine appears, the person sips it and says "MMM, THAT'S GOOD" - instantly broken from sobriety by the miracle.
Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white): A person in profile shares at the meeting: "I'VE BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER FOR SIXTEEN YEARS. MY FAMILY NOW-" Mid-sentence there is a "SNAP!" (Jesus snapping his fingers), a small cup of wine appears, the person sips it and says "MMM, THAT'S GOOD" - instantly broken from sobriety by the miracle.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.