2007-03-08
Original: 2007-03-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired man in a yellow shirt and tie sits across a table from a woman with brown hair (Susan), each with a cup of coffee.
Man: "Hi, Susan. Listen, we need to talk. I don't want to censor you or anything, but I don't really feel your editorials... embody what this newspaper is about."
The table has a newspaper laid out on it.
Below the panel, a rolled-up newspaper is shown:
Masthead: "SMITH FAMILY GAZETTE" (with a small date line, "March 8")
Headline: "YOU STILL LOVE ME, SUSAN"
A sub-column boxed headline reads: "COUNTERPOINT: NO I DON'T"
Votey:
A disembodied man's face with a worried/uncertain expression. A speech bubble points at him reading: "Be more objective about how you're wrong"
A red-haired man in a yellow shirt and tie sits across a table from a woman with brown hair (Susan), each with a cup of coffee.
Man: "Hi, Susan. Listen, we need to talk. I don't want to censor you or anything, but I don't really feel your editorials... embody what this newspaper is about."
The table has a newspaper laid out on it.
Below the panel, a rolled-up newspaper is shown:
Masthead: "SMITH FAMILY GAZETTE" (with a small date line, "March 8")
Headline: "YOU STILL LOVE ME, SUSAN"
A sub-column boxed headline reads: "COUNTERPOINT: NO I DON'T"
Votey:
A disembodied man's face with a worried/uncertain expression. A speech bubble points at him reading: "Be more objective about how you're wrong"
Alt text
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt and tie sits at a table across from a brown-haired woman, both with coffee cups and a newspaper spread between them. He says: "Hi, Susan. Listen, we need to talk. I don't want to censor you or anything, but I don't really feel your editorials embody what this newspaper is about." Below, a rolled-up newspaper titled "SMITH FAMILY GAZETTE" carries the front-page headline "YOU STILL LOVE ME, SUSAN" with a boxed sub-column reading "COUNTERPOINT: NO I DON'T" — revealing this is a passive-aggressive marital fight conducted through newspaper editorials. Votey: a sketchy worried man's face with a speech bubble pointed at him saying, "Be more objective about how you're wrong."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.