ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-03-10

Original: 2007-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man lying in bed behind a woman, both under the covers. He speaks to her.
Man: "We don't have to make love tonight. I just want to watch you sleep."

Caption (below panel):
I need to get a new landlord.

Votey:
A woman in a shower, water spraying down. A bald man's head peeks in from the edge of the scene.
Man: "Rent's due."

Alt text

Main comic, one panel: A balding man with red hair lies in bed under a teal blanket, propped up behind a woman with brown hair who lies in front of him looking uneasy. A window shows a tree outside. The man says, "We don't have to make love tonight. I just want to watch you sleep." A caption below the panel reads: "I need to get a new landlord" — recasting the creepy line as a landlord intruding on a tenant. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A woman stands in a running shower while a bald man's head leans into the frame from the side, saying "Rent's due."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.