2007-03-06
Original: 2007-03-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel. A person with red hair and glasses (back to viewer, holding a notepad) sits interviewing a couple on a couch — a blonde woman and a man with a mustache wearing a green shirt, his arm around her.
Interviewer (red-haired person with notepad): "Does your wife often accuse you of cheating?"
Mustached man: "All the time!"
Interviewer: "You know, I find the hardest thing in a relationship is trusting one another."
Mustached man: "That is SO hot!"
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired interviewer with glasses, holding the notepad.
Interviewer: "I'm gonna need a phone number where your wife won't pickup. For research."
Interviewer (red-haired person with notepad): "Does your wife often accuse you of cheating?"
Mustached man: "All the time!"
Interviewer: "You know, I find the hardest thing in a relationship is trusting one another."
Mustached man: "That is SO hot!"
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired interviewer with glasses, holding the notepad.
Interviewer: "I'm gonna need a phone number where your wife won't pickup. For research."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A red-haired interviewer in glasses, seen from behind holding a notepad, talks with a couple on a couch — a blonde woman and a mustached man in a green shirt with his arm around her. The interviewer asks, "Does your wife often accuse you of cheating?" The man replies, "All the time!" The interviewer muses, "You know, I find the hardest thing in a relationship is trusting one another," and the man enthuses, "That is SO hot!" — oblivious that the interviewer is flirting. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the interviewer saying, "I'm gonna need a phone number where your wife won't pickup. For research," confirming the interviewer is angling to hook up with him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.