2007-03-05
Original: 2007-03-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A magician in a top hat and tuxedo with a tailcoat stands on a stage in front of a red curtain, holding up a single playing card toward an audience of silhouetted heads.
Magician: YOU'RE ALL HOLDING AN ACE OF SPADES!
Audience (offstage/below): WOWWWW!
Caption (below panel): I love performing at the school for the blind.
Votey:
Close-up of the smiling magician in his top hat, gesturing.
Magician: YOU ALL DISAPPEARED AND RE-APPEARED, LIKE, FIFTY TIMES!
A magician in a top hat and tuxedo with a tailcoat stands on a stage in front of a red curtain, holding up a single playing card toward an audience of silhouetted heads.
Magician: YOU'RE ALL HOLDING AN ACE OF SPADES!
Audience (offstage/below): WOWWWW!
Caption (below panel): I love performing at the school for the blind.
Votey:
Close-up of the smiling magician in his top hat, gesturing.
Magician: YOU ALL DISAPPEARED AND RE-APPEARED, LIKE, FIFTY TIMES!
Alt text
A magician in a top hat and tailcoat stands on a stage before a red curtain, triumphantly holding up a single playing card to a seated audience shown only as purple silhouetted heads. He announces, "You're all holding an ace of spades!" and the unseen audience responds, "Wowwww!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "I love performing at the school for the blind" — the joke being that the audience is blind and can't actually see any of his visual tricks, so they react with awe regardless. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the grinning magician boasting to the same crowd, "You all disappeared and re-appeared, like, fifty times!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.