2007-02-19
Original: 2007-02-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS:
DATING TACTICS: EPISODE ONE "ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION."
Panel 1:
Woman (with reddish hair, green shirt): Man, that movie was awful!
Man: You know what else is awful? CAT IN A BLENDER.
Votey:
Woman: Mmm, pie.
Man: Cat in a blender!
DATING TACTICS: EPISODE ONE "ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION."
Panel 1:
Woman (with reddish hair, green shirt): Man, that movie was awful!
Man: You know what else is awful? CAT IN A BLENDER.
Votey:
Woman: Mmm, pie.
Man: Cat in a blender!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. A yellow title banner reads "SMBC PRESENTS: DATING TACTICS: EPISODE ONE 'ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION.'" In the main panel, a woman with reddish hair in a green shirt walks beside a man, saying "Man, that movie was awful!" The man, gesturing, replies, "You know what else is awful? CAT IN A BLENDER." The joke is his unsettling, non-sequitur way of contributing to small talk. In the black-and-white votey, the same couple sit at a table eating; the woman happily says "Mmm, pie," and the man, still grinning, blurts out again "Cat in a blender!", showing he repeats this disturbing line as his go-to conversation starter.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.