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2007-02-21

Original: 2007-02-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

Single panel. A passerby (only an arm and hand are visible at the left, extending a coin) gives money to a poor, balding, bearded man sitting against a brick wall. The seated man holds a coin in one open hand and a can in the other.

Passerby: GOD'S BLESSINGS, SIR.

Seated man: OH. WOW... GREAT. THANKS A LOT. "GOD'S BLESSINGS." YEAH, THOSE ARE REAL HARD TO GET.

Caption (below panel): Nobody hates giving to the poor more than Jesus.

Votey:

Single panel. A close-up of a frowning, irritated bearded man (Jesus) resting his chin on his hand, looking annoyed.

Jesus (speech bubble): Me H. Me

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A poor, balding, bearded man sits slumped against a brick wall, holding a coin in one open palm and a drink can in the other. An off-panel passerby's hand extends toward him and says, 'God's blessings, sir.' The seated man replies sarcastically: 'Oh. Wow... great. Thanks a lot. "God's blessings." Yeah, those are real hard to get.' A caption below reads: 'Nobody hates giving to the poor more than Jesus.' Votey aftercomic: a close-up of an annoyed, frowning bearded Jesus resting his chin on his hand, with a speech bubble reading 'Me H. Me' (a play on the middle-initial joke 'Jesus H. Christ', with Jesus referring to himself).

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.