2007-02-22
Original: 2007-02-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (in jagged comic-book lettering): SMBC PRESENTS: THE ADVENTURES OF BULLETPROOF MAN!
Scene: A city street outside a building labeled "BANK." A robber in a yellow suit, hat, and mask flees to the left carrying a green sack of money with a dollar sign on it, pointing a gun back over his shoulder. In the foreground, a costumed superhero (Bulletproof Man) lies sprawled on the ground, dead, with an arrow stuck in his back and X's for eyes. He wears a purple cowl and a blue-and-purple costume.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the robber, a smiling man in a wide-brimmed hat.
Robber: "As a criminal, I love sacks of money."
Scene: A city street outside a building labeled "BANK." A robber in a yellow suit, hat, and mask flees to the left carrying a green sack of money with a dollar sign on it, pointing a gun back over his shoulder. In the foreground, a costumed superhero (Bulletproof Man) lies sprawled on the ground, dead, with an arrow stuck in his back and X's for eyes. He wears a purple cowl and a blue-and-purple costume.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the robber, a smiling man in a wide-brimmed hat.
Robber: "As a criminal, I love sacks of money."
Alt text
A mock comic-book panel titled in bold jagged letters: "SMBC PRESENTS: THE ADVENTURES OF BULLETPROOF MAN!" Outside a building marked "BANK," a robber in a yellow suit, hat, and mask runs off to the left clutching a green money sack with a dollar sign, firing a gun back over his shoulder. In the foreground sprawls the supposed hero, Bulletproof Man, lying dead on the ground in his purple cowl and blue costume — with X's for eyes and an arrow shot into his back. The joke: being bulletproof is useless against an arrow. The votey is a close-up of the grinning robber saying, "As a criminal, I love sacks of money."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.