2007-02-01
Original: 2007-02-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly couple lies in bed together, embracing. The man (Henry) is bald with glasses; the woman (Selma) has red hair and glasses.
Selma: OH GOD... THE CONDOM BROKE!
Henry: OH HENRY THAT HASN'T BEEN AN ISSUE FOR ME FOR THIRTY YEARS NOW.
Caption (below panel): 30 years ago, Selma got every single STD at the same time.
Votey:
A simple line-drawing close-up of a person's face (long hair, reacting).
Person: Ew.
An elderly couple lies in bed together, embracing. The man (Henry) is bald with glasses; the woman (Selma) has red hair and glasses.
Selma: OH GOD... THE CONDOM BROKE!
Henry: OH HENRY THAT HASN'T BEEN AN ISSUE FOR ME FOR THIRTY YEARS NOW.
Caption (below panel): 30 years ago, Selma got every single STD at the same time.
Votey:
A simple line-drawing close-up of a person's face (long hair, reacting).
Person: Ew.
Alt text
An elderly couple lies in bed embracing. The man is bald and wears glasses; the woman has red hair and glasses. She exclaims, "Oh god... the condom broke!" He replies, "Oh Henry, that hasn't been an issue for me for thirty years now." A caption beneath reads: "30 years ago, Selma got every single STD at the same time." Votey (aftercomic): a simple black-and-white line drawing of a long-haired person's face recoiling, with a small speech bubble saying "Ew."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.