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2007-02-01

Original: 2007-02-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An elderly couple lies in bed together, embracing. The man (Henry) is bald with glasses; the woman (Selma) has red hair and glasses.

Selma: OH GOD... THE CONDOM BROKE!
Henry: OH HENRY THAT HASN'T BEEN AN ISSUE FOR ME FOR THIRTY YEARS NOW.

Caption (below panel): 30 years ago, Selma got every single STD at the same time.

Votey:
A simple line-drawing close-up of a person's face (long hair, reacting).
Person: Ew.

Alt text

An elderly couple lies in bed embracing. The man is bald and wears glasses; the woman has red hair and glasses. She exclaims, "Oh god... the condom broke!" He replies, "Oh Henry, that hasn't been an issue for me for thirty years now." A caption beneath reads: "30 years ago, Selma got every single STD at the same time." Votey (aftercomic): a simple black-and-white line drawing of a long-haired person's face recoiling, with a small speech bubble saying "Ew."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.