2007-01-28
Original: 2007-01-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A distraught man with brown hair, in a yellow shirt and tie, kneels over a woman lying on the ground beside a purple car at night. Behind him, a doctor in scrubs (light blue, with a head mirror) rushes up holding a sheet of paper.
Distraught man: OH MY GOD! MY WIFE! SHE'S NOT BREATHING!
Doctor: QUICK! PUT THIS PAPER OVER HER HEAD!
(The paper the doctor is holding reads, as seen below the panel:)
DEATH CERTIFICATE
Votey:
A hand-drawn document.
CAUSE OF DEATH: HIT BY DOCTOR'S CAR
A distraught man with brown hair, in a yellow shirt and tie, kneels over a woman lying on the ground beside a purple car at night. Behind him, a doctor in scrubs (light blue, with a head mirror) rushes up holding a sheet of paper.
Distraught man: OH MY GOD! MY WIFE! SHE'S NOT BREATHING!
Doctor: QUICK! PUT THIS PAPER OVER HER HEAD!
(The paper the doctor is holding reads, as seen below the panel:)
DEATH CERTIFICATE
Votey:
A hand-drawn document.
CAUSE OF DEATH: HIT BY DOCTOR'S CAR
Alt text
A single nighttime panel. A panicked man with brown hair in a yellow shirt and tie kneels over a woman lying on the ground next to a purple car, shouting, "OH MY GOD! MY WIFE! SHE'S NOT BREATHING!" Behind him, a doctor in light-blue scrubs with a head mirror runs up clutching a sheet of paper and says, "QUICK! PUT THIS PAPER OVER HER HEAD!" Below the panel, the paper is shown to be a DEATH CERTIFICATE — the doctor is not trying to save her, he's declaring her dead. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn document reading "CAUSE OF DEATH: HIT BY DOCTOR'S CAR," revealing the doctor's own car killed her.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.