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2006-12-22

Original: 2006-12-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Dentist (wild-eyed, wearing a head mirror and scrubs, holding a dental tool): WE MUST PERFORM A CAESARIAN IMMEDIATELY!

Caption (below panel): I'm starting to lose confidence in my dentist.

Votey:
Dentist (grinning): SEE! NOW YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT TOOTHACHE!
(The patient, a woman, looks unconvinced/unamused.)

Alt text

A frantic, wild-eyed dentist in teal scrubs, wearing a round head mirror and glasses, leans over a dark-haired patient. Holding a dental tool, he shouts in a speech bubble: "WE MUST PERFORM A CAESARIAN IMMEDIATELY!" A caption beneath reads: "I'm starting to lose confidence in my dentist." In the black-and-white votey panel, the grinning dentist says, "SEE! NOW YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT TOOTHACHE!" while the deadpan female patient stares back, clearly unconvinced.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.