2006-12-20
Original: 2006-12-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Elderly woman (seated on a couch, being interviewed): EVEN THOUGH I'VE LOST HIM, I CAN TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED.
Newspaper headline (shown below the panel):
AVIATOR "LOVED" CRASHING PLANE FULL OF TODDLERS
Votey:
The devil (holding a pitchfork, with horns) speaks to a man wearing an aviator's cap:
Devil: SORRY, YOU WERE GONNA GO TO HEAVEN TILL GOD READ THAT HEADLINE
Elderly woman (seated on a couch, being interviewed): EVEN THOUGH I'VE LOST HIM, I CAN TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED.
Newspaper headline (shown below the panel):
AVIATOR "LOVED" CRASHING PLANE FULL OF TODDLERS
Votey:
The devil (holding a pitchfork, with horns) speaks to a man wearing an aviator's cap:
Devil: SORRY, YOU WERE GONNA GO TO HEAVEN TILL GOD READ THAT HEADLINE
Alt text
An elderly woman sits on a couch being interviewed (an interviewer with a notepad is visible from behind in the foreground). She says, "Even though I've lost him, I can take comfort in knowing that he died doing what he loved." Below the panel is a newspaper headline reading: AVIATOR "LOVED" CRASHING PLANE FULL OF TODDLERS — implying the dead aviator's beloved activity was something monstrous. Votey (small follow-up panel, black and white): The devil, with horns and a pitchfork, addresses a man wearing an aviator's cap, saying, "Sorry, you were gonna go to Heaven till God read that headline."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.