2006-12-19
Original: 2006-12-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red, muscular demon with horns and flame-like fire surrounding its body looms out of a dark, rocky cave wall, holding out a small pink tooth.
Demon: GOOD! ONE MORE AND HER SOUL SHALL BE MINE!
A shadowy figure (the tooth fairy) is silhouetted in the foreground, dropping or handing over the tooth.
Tooth fairy (silhouette): YES, MY MASTER
Caption below the panel:
Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth?
Your parents know.
Votey:
A dentist wearing a headlamp/mirror leans over a patient, holding a dental instrument near the patient's mouth, laughing maniacally.
Dentist: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO EXTRACT A FEW MOLARS!
Dentist: HHHAH AHAHAH!
A red, muscular demon with horns and flame-like fire surrounding its body looms out of a dark, rocky cave wall, holding out a small pink tooth.
Demon: GOOD! ONE MORE AND HER SOUL SHALL BE MINE!
A shadowy figure (the tooth fairy) is silhouetted in the foreground, dropping or handing over the tooth.
Tooth fairy (silhouette): YES, MY MASTER
Caption below the panel:
Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth?
Your parents know.
Votey:
A dentist wearing a headlamp/mirror leans over a patient, holding a dental instrument near the patient's mouth, laughing maniacally.
Dentist: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO EXTRACT A FEW MOLARS!
Dentist: HHHAH AHAHAH!
Alt text
Single dark panel: a hulking red horned demon wreathed in fire leans out of a rocky cave wall holding a tiny pink tooth, declaring "GOOD! ONE MORE AND HER SOUL SHALL BE MINE!" A shadowy silhouetted figure in the foreground (the tooth fairy) replies "YES, MY MASTER." Caption beneath: "Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? Your parents know." The joke: the tooth fairy is in league with a soul-collecting demon, and parents (who secretly play tooth fairy) are complicit. Votey: a grinning dentist in a head mirror leans over a patient with a dental tool, cackling "LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO EXTRACT A FEW MOLARS! HHHAH AHAHAH!" — implying dentists are part of the tooth-harvesting conspiracy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.