2006-12-23
Original: 2006-12-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange flame-like hair, wearing a blue suit and yellow shirt, waves and grins at a blonde woman in a black dress holding a glass of champagne. They are at a party, with silhouetted partygoers in the purple background.
Man: HEY BITCH!
The blonde woman scowls, gritting her teeth in irritation.
Caption (below panel): "If there is one thing i hate, it's informality," grumbled Bitchina.
Votey:
The same scene redrawn in rough black-and-white sketch style. The bald-ish man waves at the scowling blonde woman.
Man: HEY TINA!
A man with orange flame-like hair, wearing a blue suit and yellow shirt, waves and grins at a blonde woman in a black dress holding a glass of champagne. They are at a party, with silhouetted partygoers in the purple background.
Man: HEY BITCH!
The blonde woman scowls, gritting her teeth in irritation.
Caption (below panel): "If there is one thing i hate, it's informality," grumbled Bitchina.
Votey:
The same scene redrawn in rough black-and-white sketch style. The bald-ish man waves at the scowling blonde woman.
Man: HEY TINA!
Alt text
A party scene in purple tones. A grinning man with orange flame-like hair in a blue suit waves at a frowning blonde woman in a black dress holding champagne, calling out 'HEY BITCH!' She grits her teeth in annoyance. The caption reads: "If there is one thing i hate, it's informality," grumbled Bitchina. The joke: her name is Bitchina, and what offends her isn't the slur but the casual shortening of her name to 'Bitch.' Votey (a rough black-and-white sketch of the same scene): the man waves and instead calls out 'HEY TINA!' — implying her full name is Tina-something and even that nickname is too informal.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.