2006-10-24
Original: 2006-10-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired woman and a man are locked together on the ground in apparent violent struggle, both screaming.
Woman: GRAAH!
Man: AAAAH!
Panel 2:
Caption box: MOMENTS EARLIER...
The same red-haired woman, smiling, gestures toward the man, who holds a green bottle.
Woman: YOU KNOW, THIS MAY JUST BE THE MESCALINE TALKING, BUT-
Votey:
Close-up on the red-haired woman's face, smiling serenely, with blood running down from her lips.
Woman: What a romantic night.
A red-haired woman and a man are locked together on the ground in apparent violent struggle, both screaming.
Woman: GRAAH!
Man: AAAAH!
Panel 2:
Caption box: MOMENTS EARLIER...
The same red-haired woman, smiling, gestures toward the man, who holds a green bottle.
Woman: YOU KNOW, THIS MAY JUST BE THE MESCALINE TALKING, BUT-
Votey:
Close-up on the red-haired woman's face, smiling serenely, with blood running down from her lips.
Woman: What a romantic night.
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: a red-haired woman and a man are tangled together on the ground, both screaming in apparent terror or violence — she yells "GRAAH!" and he yells "AAAAH!". Panel 2, labeled "MOMENTS EARLIER...": the same smiling woman gestures toward the man, who holds a beer bottle, saying "You know, this may just be the mescaline talking, but-". The joke: their mescaline-fueled romantic evening has dissolved into a hallucinatory panic. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the woman's face, smiling dreamily with blood dripping from her lips, saying "What a romantic night."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.