2006-10-21
Original: 2006-10-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A man in a green polo shirt and blue pants stands at left. At right is a large glowing yellow form (radiant light, representing God / Heaven) emitting rays.
God (the yellow radiant form): "I... UH... I DON'T EXIST."
Man: "OH... GOOD..."
Caption below panel: God does his best to accomodate atheists in Heaven.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of a man's face looking annoyed/unimpressed.
Man: "This sucks"
A man in a green polo shirt and blue pants stands at left. At right is a large glowing yellow form (radiant light, representing God / Heaven) emitting rays.
God (the yellow radiant form): "I... UH... I DON'T EXIST."
Man: "OH... GOOD..."
Caption below panel: God does his best to accomodate atheists in Heaven.
Votey:
A close-up sketch of a man's face looking annoyed/unimpressed.
Man: "This sucks"
Alt text
A man in a green polo shirt stands facing a large glowing yellow radiant shape representing God in Heaven. God says, "I... uh... I don't exist." The man replies, "Oh... good..." A caption reads: "God does his best to accomodate atheists in Heaven." The joke: an atheist who didn't believe in God ends up in Heaven anyway, so God politely pretends not to exist to keep him comfortable. Votey: a close-up sketch of a man's face looking sour and unimpressed, with a speech bubble saying, "This sucks."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.